“Lagered up on Guiness”

“I hope I’m not going to find any of your balls in my chest hair”

“When we play the new course it won’t be the same”

“You get nothing on this tour for two in a bed”

“The swagger of a defeated man”

“Who is winning? Italy 1 - 1”

“Un, deux, trois, rock and roll”

“This veal tastes like beef”

“Golf tourets”

“It’s alright, that will come back down”