“Everytime I move my shadow moves with me”

“Can you move your shadow please”

“Assume the Picard”

“I think you’ve used all your wishes from the tree fairy”

“There I was left holding my shaft with nothing on the end of it”

“Brace yourself, I’m coming in dry”

“I’ve got a scalp infection and it’s doing my head in”

“Nobody was wearing shorts apart from three of us”

“Has everyone played with everyone else”

“Extracting yourself from the quagmire of mediocrity”

“That was the right shot, badly played”